Saturday, 29 January 2011

Crosses to Bare Chapter 5

Chapter 5 is here!

Not wanting to waste time, Edward proceeded to spark up while on the move, but was stopped in his tracks by two figures hiding around the corner. Instantly he recognized Jasper; with the Shrew wrapped tightly around his body. Her face was pressed into his chest as he put a protective arm around her. Kissing the top of her head, he poured affection on the beast who’d wound Edward up so tightly in biology, he was sure either his head, or balls, would explode.
He had to become friends with Jasper, not just to copy his work, but to have a person he could regard as a friend. Something Edward had a feeling he would need through the coming year. The only obstacle being the shrew. It was obviously a package deal, and he would have to suck it up if he didn't want to be stuck with Jessica “Static Cling” Stanley, and her cronies.
Slinking backwards, Edward hid behind the building, and watched the couple like a dirty old man at the park; minus the bag of boiled sweets and copy of 'Housewives Weekly'. From his vantage point, he was unable hear what was being said, but there appeared to be a bit of a heated debate between Jasper and Bella, followed by him trying console her. She looked so tiny engulfed in his tall lanky frame and for a fleeting moment Edward wanted to be the one to hold her. Only for a nano-second though, after all, she was the 'she-devil' who seemed intent on making life difficult for him.
The intimacy between the two of them made his heart clench. In that moment, Edward had never felt so alone. Nobody to call a friend within five thousand miles of here, but most importantly, the one person he thought he loved, and gave his heart to, was gone from his life forever.
Edward just had to pray the endeavour didn't end in a bloody mess with the teenage battle-axe missing some limbs.

Read the complete chapter here

Saturday, 15 January 2011

Crosses to Bare Updated

Crosses to Bare is officially off hiatus! Chapter 4 is now posted and I'm writing today. I know it's been a long time coming, but these characters have been on my mind the whole time. I just have to tell their stories.

Anyhoo, please check out the latest and let me know what you think in the form of a review :) 


Sunday, 5 December 2010

Cherry Exchange

'Fragile Monster' is in the running for the Cherry Exchange contest! I'm extremely chuffed it got to the voting stage considering it's not your run-of-the-mill honeymoon story.
It would mean the world to me if you guys voted for it! I've never entered a contest before.

Please check it out and vote @ http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2530160/The_Cherry_Exchange

I'll love you all forever! *mwah* ;)

Wednesday, 3 November 2010

Fragile Monster

Well, after numerous headaches and proverbial feet up the arse, Fragile Monster has finally been finished and posted.

Huge thanks to my beta's Gasaway Alley and Winterstale. Also thanks to smuttygirl84 and the ladies of the DW for making me write this.


Bella and Edward have reached Isle Esme and everything has gone well - so far. Can Edward make love to Bella and keep control as 'The Monster' tries to take over? In an epic battle of wills, there can only ever be one victor.

Sunday, 31 October 2010

Crosses to Bare updated

I know it's taken a while but other 'projects' have kept me busy. Anyhoo, chapter 3 of Crosses to Bare is now posted. The next updates should be a lot quicker.

Sneak peak:

As she got halfway, Bella was confronted with a very pissed off Stanley. If looks could kill, she was sure she'd be in first Circle of Hell right now being fisted by one of Satan's minions. Storming towards each other, Bella had an almost irresistible urge to stick out her boot and send the tart flailing to the floor, flat on her fake tits. Unfortunately, luck most definitely was not on her side this morning - one of them would pop and she'd be lumped with the medical billl. Instead she plastered a fake grin on her face, and stepped to the side making a grand gesture of letting Stan-lay pass by, which actually annoyed the whore even more.

Feeling smug and settling down in her new seat, Bella made a show of getting all her books and stationary out by arranging them in order of size and colour. Banner was glaring at her, expecting one of the toddler tantrums he'd borne witness to in the past.

Resigning himself to the fact he wasn't going to the desired reaction, he started the lesson in his usual manner by banging his oversized ruler on the desk. The size of it never escaped Bella's attention, and she could only assume the length of it was to compensate for something he was sadly missing elsewhere. “Right, we're going to start with basic cell structure,” he announced, turning his back to the class to draw on the whiteboard.



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Friday, 1 October 2010

Borrowing and Boobs

Insecurities and Inexperience - Chapter 12. 


His hands danced across my stomach with feather-like touches. pushing my tank top up slightly only to be followed with his lips as he planted tender kisses towards the undersides of my breasts. “I love you Isabella,” he murmured with his lips still against my flushed skin, before raising his head and looking me in the eye, silently asking for permission.

I simply nodded as he pulled my top up over my breasts and off my body, placing kisses along the valley of my chest. Feeling suddenly exposed and self conscious, I covered myself with my arms only to be met with a frown.

“Bella, did you know that your blush isn't restricted to your face?” He laughed quietly whilst placing his lips at the top of my breasts and holding my wrists in his hands. “You are gorgeous, there's no reason to be embarrassed,” he whispered, as he moved my arms to the side, his eyes taking in my completely exposed torso.

“How are my girls this morning?” he grinned lowering his head.

My heart was hammering and my body felt as though it was on fire as Edward took my left nipple in his mouth whilst massaging my right breast.

“Damn! This boy is good!”

My mind raced as I tried to control my breathing, a moan escaping from deep in my chest.

“E-Edward,” I stammered, holding his face in my hands and bringing it up to my level, as my legs wrapped around his waist and I tried to push his boxers down his ass with my heels. “Is the door locked?”

His eyes penetrated me as he began to comprehend what I had just said. “Hurry up and penetrate me with more than your fucking eyes...” I thought to myself, barely able to control my urges.

“Are you sure?” he asked nervously.

“I've never been so sure about anything in my life.” I smiled softly before placing a gentle kiss on his lips before he jumped off me, locked the door and headed towards his bag lying in the floor on the opposite side of the room.


Friday, 24 September 2010

Fragile Monster

Well, it appears that I may be taking a trip to the dark side. I had started a one shot last year and shelved it. On saturday night I was 'persuaded' by my friends to continue and complete it.

For someone who has exclusively written comedy in the past, I'm sure you can appreciate what a change this is.

Anyhow, it's called 'Fragile Monster' and here's a sneak peek. I will announce on this blog when it is published and provide the link.


"Arching her back, a whine escaped her mouth as she bore down on me, sinking onto my length completely. As two truly became one, the beast broke free from it’s restraints as a savage growl ripped through my body, taking with it the last threads of humanity."